Preparing a project to present at school/college

Expectation: dedicating full time to finish the project perfectly: This is very important. I must take notes.

Reality: making/looking for funny posts on Tumblr: Hihi… Hiihiihihihihhi… 

When you invite your crush to have lunch with you

Expectation: Sound confidently, looking at him/her in the eyes: Hey,crush… let’s eat together. What do you say,huh? Raww!

Reality: Sound weirdly, talking with you mouth full of food and chewing in a funny way: Nhom! Nhom! Nhom! Want some?

“Mom, i’ve got a boyfriend/girlfriend.” Mom’s reaction:

Expectations: Get shocked because her kid is a grown up already:  OMG! WTH! MY BABY?!

Reality: Making fun of you and getting all hyper and stuck up: Well, you got it from your mama!

i went to the movies with a friend but…

i guess he thought it was a date. 

He’s a nice guy but… i don’t like him that way! I don’t even feel 100% comfortable around him.

i feel like i’ll never find someone to make me fall in love and who will love me just as much. It makes a bit sad. Maybe i’m a heartless undelicate antisocial ( insert more adjectives here ) person.

And i’ll have tests this week!!

Just made eye contact with a cute guy!!

Expectations: Letting out a pick up line and getting into his heart: Hey,is your father a baker? Cuz you’re such a hot pie.

Reality: Taking glances at him like a ninja and mentally dancing: EEEEHHHHH!! SEXY BABEEEEE!! 

Watching the olympic games with my father…

Female soccer started. Brazil vs Japan. Father invited me to watch with him and i was like:   Sure,pops.

We’re brazilian but we usually cheer against them so when the japanese girls made a point we were like:  KYAAAAAAA!!! Where are your awesome girls now,Brazil? Japan for the win!!!

When the game was over with Japan 2x0 Brazil. Me and my father were totally: I like like this. I like it like that. I like this,yeaaaah!!I

Now we’ll just go back to our hi/bye relationship

When a professor i don’t like enters the classroom…

He says ‘good morning’ and i’m like: Good morning,professor.

But what i really wanted to say was: Good?! Just when you leave!